Let’s take a first look at the upcoming anime season. I think we can safely assume that it won’t be as mediocre as the winter season… but we never know. Please note that the level of sarcasms in these preview might be high. I’m giving you my own re-written synopsis for all of them.

// Otona Joshi no Anime Time

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“The story of a woman returning from america with her son. She will spend most of her time pondering about what her life would have been if she was not so weak and had a strong man to guide her life.” Nah. low potential

 // Date A Live

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“The story of an incredible (yet ordinary) boy will magically find himself in a situation of power with girls who could destroy the world. The only way he can save the world… is to date those girls.” Yet an other anime with boobs and shot of skirt flying in the wind. Do we really need this once again ? vomit potential (look at the trailer)

// RDG Red Data Girl

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“A young little girl with no self estime will go trought a traumatic event and feel hopeless. But luckily she’s gonna change school and will find happiness once again; thanks to her new friends.” Hopefully i’m gonna be wrong here… this anime is being produce by a lot of talented people. There is hope… medium high potential

// Karneval

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“An undercover organisation working for the goverment as a circus troupe !?” Look… is this gonna be the best anime this season ? No. Is is gonna super political and full of interesting question ? No. But could it be somewhat watchable ? maybe… low-high potential

// Devil Survivor 2

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“The security of Japan is under treat by some mysterious death. A group of high school student will start to summon demons in order to bring peace back to their beloved country.” Yet an other anime with teenagers saving the world with magical power… but the trailer does looks kind of nice. It’s seem well produce and could actually be worth watching. medium high potential

// Ginga Kikoutai Majestic Prince

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“After humanity fuck up so badly on earth…they decide to look into space for new resources. Our 5 protagonist wil enroll in a special school to receive a training on how to use special robots in order to protect us all.” I don’t know about this one. It’s meant to be light… but with somewhat of a serious premiss. I won’t trash it, it might be good. medium potential

// Yuyushiki

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“The wonderfull story of three girls in a school club.” This is gonna be the best anime this season. No doubt about it it ! Look at the promotion image and trailer ! They even have music on their website that start without clicking anything… can you really ask for more ? vomit potential

// Shingeki no Kyojin

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“The city is surrended by huge wall to protect it from giants. But the wall won’t hold for long…” This one is really promising, as I understand, it comes from a very good manga. The trailer is truly beautiful and epic. I’m looking foward to it. high potential

// Kakumeiki Valvrave

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“Evil people from space attacking the good people from space. High school student saving everyone with special new weapon more powerfull then anyone.” The synopsis and trailer for this one are quite vague. It’s hard to say if it’s gonna be good or bad. unknow potential

// Hyakka Ryouran Samurai Bride

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“Powerful girls with swords rebelling against the student council.” I though the anime with the 3 girls in the school club would be the worst… i’m not sure anymore. In this hentai-ish anime… samourai girls fight with sword, take showers togheter, exchange massage while completely naked and probably do other stupid stuff. I think I got dummer just by looking at the trailer. vomit potential

// Hataraku Maou-Sama !

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“The aléa of a devil king brought to our day and age. Unable to conquer the world in this new situation, he’s gonna start working in some kind of fast food restaurant.” I think this is gonna be one of those anime that you like… but won’t tell anyone about it. The trailer is not saying a lot about the show; it’s rather generic with no dialogue or anything about what the plot. Look… I might be wrong here, but I think this will watchable. medium potential

// Suisei no Gargantia

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“Dude from an other planet get to the earth with his robot by some distortion of time and space. The earth is fully flooded with no land left, only gigantic ships.” Yet an other “maybe it’s gonna be good or completely horrible”… but it’s rather hard to tell. The trailer is promising. medium high potential

// Hentai Ouji Warawanai Nekom

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“The quest of a perverted boy for a magic cat to help him feed his perverted thoughts.” This anime has the word Hentai in the fucking title. An anime to help feed the sad little world of perverded people who enjoy seeing the sexual life of a 15 year old. vomit vomit vomit

// Uchuu Senkan Yamato 2199

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“The evil man from outer space came and destroy almost everything on earth. People are hiding underground while our protagoniste are trying to find the perfect battle ship to save humanity.” We’re getting a lot of anime in space this spring… the trailer for this one is not that bad. medium high potential

// Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru.

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“Let’s follow the adventure of a anti-social boy who hate everything and everyone. Force into a school club he will meet the most beautiful girl of all.” It’s getting kind of sad… yet an other anime about an uninteresting boy with no life who will meet a beautiful girl and she will magically fall for him (because underneath his anti-social behaviour he’s actually the best person in the world!). The animation in the trailer kind of weird, they have photos and real life video. Not sure if it’s only for the trailer or the actual style of the anime. Anyhow… low potential

// Photo Kano

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“A lame boy bought a camera and will take pictures of girls at school hoping to have sex with them.” While searching for the info on this anime… I found the trailer for the PSP game. I can’t even belive such attrocity exist. It’s a sad world we live in… sad indeed. vomit vomit vomit

// Aku no Hana

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“A poetri lover will find himself caught by his crush while stealing her gym clothes.” I can’t find the trailer for this one… from the description alone i’m not sure i can give this a lot of potential. unknow potential

// Arata Kangatari

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“Two boy named Arata get swap from two world. One from a mythical world were god and humans co-exist… and the other, modern-day japan.” I think this is gonna be good (even if the poster is horrible)… high-low potential

// Dansai Bunri no Crime Edge

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“A creepy boy who enjoy cuting hair of cute girls find the motherload… a girl with uncuttable hair.” Way to finish this post with something great. An anime made with the sole purpose to feed the fetish of a certain class of the population who get sexualy exited  at tought of holding little girls hair. oh well… low vomit potential